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May 2, '08 12:23 AM
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Mystery Solved - "Aisle, altar & hymn"

Throughout the ages, men have been trying to unlock
the mystery as to why their wives who accepted them
as they were before they got married, subtly and with
determination began the quest to change their
behavior and life-style once their vows were
exchanged.

Finally, the riddle was solved. A social-scientist
arrived at a simple and logical conclusion.

When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to
walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar at
the end and hears the choir singing a hymn. Walking
down the aisle, the conditioning process where the
brain absorbs these three stimuli: aisle, altar, hymn,
begins. She becomes mesmerized as she continually
reinforces these perceptions: *aisle, altar, hymn. .
.* aisle, altar, hymn. . . aisle, altar, hymn. And
finally, as she stops beside the groom, the
conditioning process is completed.

She looks up at him lovingly, smiling sweetly and
thinks *'I'll alter him.*

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algonzales96 wrote on May 2

HAHAHA! i better keep that in mind!

hbsolih wrote on May 2

Nyahahahahahaha.....coooooooooollllllll Sir Tony!

tonysantos wrote on May 2

advice to the guys who want to get married soon...and advice to the ladies so they understand their own behavior...haha

joeyfab4 wrote on May 2

Bwahahahahaha....That's very clever

That's why this Talk Show host from LA named Tom Leykis does not advocate getting married. Check out his web site:

http://www.blowmeuptom.com/